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She had such a positive outlook on everything and she was a walking example of self-fulfilling prophesy. Diller told Fang jokes like her male counterparts told wife jokes. Did people assume that Fang really was your husband and that you had this like absolutely crazy husband? You see, everybody felt that if I divorced Fang my career was over. If, for example, you get sick someplace like the United Kingdom, you go to a hospital and likely get better. At that time I had a very high voice, and my drum was an oatmeal box and I had it band on my head with baby shoes and bottle caps.

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What if someone took very large steel needles, say 15, 18 inches long, large steel needles with real sharp points, and plunged them into Mike's eyes. Jack Benny had a lot of recurring jokes associated with his character: Pretending to stick a needle in your eye, or pooping in the street while wearing a wedding dress: This bit was something different for comedy at the time. Started being a comedian after having all of her children by a crazypants?

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Does Grandma hold her farts in at the dinner table? The delivery is so forceful, so serious, that it takes a few seconds to realize how absurd the line is, as the world faces assured destruction. In my act, Fang, who's a drunk and shakes cut himself shaving, lost so much blood his eyes cleared up. I had bleached it for so many years when I decided I had to be theatrical. This appearance isn't as famous as when he was fake-assaulted by wrestler Jerry Lawler in , but it is most indicative of what these two brought to comedy.
Reading this on mobile? For more information, please read Our Policies. The famous cigarette-holder was just a wooden prop "to show hostility", and as a pretext for keeping her right hand raised to hold attention. Navigation Main page Recent changes Random page. Can you think of a line or anything that really caught you as soon as you opened up the mail and said I've got to have that writer?

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